Lord Levy WAS kidnapped

On Wednesday, July 12, 2006 we posted Lord Levy, kidnapped ...by the Met. in which we suggested ..

Lord Levy , a famous musicologist, specialising in primitive music (Alvin Stardust etc.,) has been arrested "in connection with the "cash-for-honours" inquiry " by the Metropolitan Police, whereby they provided massive cash "loans"(total £14 Mn.) to the New Labour Cheese and Whine Party in exchange for being called the husband of Lady Patel etc., immediately prior to an "election".

It is understood that the £16 Mn. in loans to the Conservative Party had nothing to do with Lord Levy, enquiries should be addressed to "Lord" Ashcroft c/o Hotel Splendido, Belize by the Sea.

Lord Levy will be returned in good working order to the Prime Minister by the Metropolitan Police if John Reid and his Rottweillers, the IPCC, the blogosphere, inquisitive journalists, lawyers acting for the de Menezes family, shut up and go away.

Lord Levy is 60. His favourite curry is, favour.

"Far fetched, preposterous, outrageous !" Tony Blair said in a heated telephone call to Lord Patel.

However in the Mail On Sunday today the money grubbing ,chiselling, now retired Plod, Tarique Garique explains why Blair took control of the cash for honours affair ..

" ... it was because the inquiry gave him leverage over the Home Office. He needed its ongoing support as he dealt with the aftermath of the de Menezes affair and, with cash-for-honours hanging over the Government for a year or more, nobody in Whitehall would want to antagonise him."